filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
hearing teachers swear keeps me young
I was 17 when I wrote that,” she reminds me. “That’s the age you are when you think someone can actually take your boyfriend. Then you grow up and realise no one takes someone from you if they don’t want to leave.
Taylor talking about Better Than Revenge (x)
people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties
i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying